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A crisp, honest tee that says what everyone’s thinking — with a deadpan sense of humor. This classic cotton shirt carries a short, bold slogan across the chest in clean, all-caps type: “YOU ARE BROKE BECAUSE YOU WANT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.” It sits centered and low on the chest for casual readability, giving off a wry, self-aware vibe. The medium-weight, tubular-knit cotton holds shape and print detail well, so the message stays sharp through repeat wear. Wear it as a statement at coffee shops, weekend markets, or laid-back meetups. It pairs easily with denim, layered hoodies, or a simple jacket when you want your wardrobe to speak with a little sarcasm and a lot of personality.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Graphic Tee — "You Are Broke Because You Want Everything Right Now" Motivational Sarcastic Shirt
$24.99
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean